a dialog between my four-year-old and i on the way to preschool:
zoe: why did the chicken cross the road with a pizza and pepperoni?
me: ummm..i don't know. why?
zoe: to get sausage. GET IT??? SAUSAGE!! HAHAHAHA
me: that's pretty funny, zo. did you make that up all by yourself?
zoe: yep. hey, mom?
me: yeeessss..?
zoe: why did the chicken cross the playground?
me: *groan* i don't know, hon.
zoe: to get to the other slide. GET IT??? SLIDE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Two atoms are hanging out, and one says to her friend "Shit, I think I've lost my electron!"
Her friend replies, "Are you sure?" and she responds,
"Yes, I'm positive!"
bahaha!
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